Head of staff going mad

I am,at the moment,in the care of a mad woman.She got a “Curious Village” game at Christmas and so far there has been much foaming at the mouth and gnashing of theeth.I thought presents were supposed to make you happy but I keep hearing threats of “chucking out of the window” being shouted at said game.It seems she has been stuck for a week on a puzzle where she has to make seven squares out of some dots.Everyone who comes through the door is immediately required to have a go,and fail. I am very glad my feet are too big to manage the problem or my,superior brain,would be called upon  to help.So befor she goes completely off her head,does anyone out there have the answer,after all I am supposed to be the centre of attention in this house and she is spending far too much time on this game.On  being a Basset she has researched alkaline bodies and has added Barley grass to my diet to see if that will help.If it does I can say goodbye to food which makes me itch and semi-orders to have a drink.There really is only so much a basset can drink.I hope that next time I see you She will be sane(or as normal)so that I can reume my rightful place as most important in house.